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[Post Game Thread] The San Antonio Spurs (3-2) defeat the Phoenix Suns (2-3), 132 - 121, behind Wembanyama's 38 points

【赛后贴】文班亚马38分，马刺（3胜2负）以132-121击败太阳（2胜3负）。侠 像波

双方数据

马刺（3-2）：文班亚马38分10篮板2助攻2帽 ，键盘瓦塞尔17分2篮板，侠 像波科林斯19分8篮板4助攻 ，键盘索汉14分5篮板9助攻 ，侠 像波凯尔登7分7篮板6助攻2抢断，键盘麦克德莫特6分，侠 像波奥斯曼13分2篮板，键盘贝西3分，侠 像波特雷-琼斯12分5篮板10助攻，键盘布兰纳姆3分3助攻 。侠 像波

太阳（2-3）：布克31分9篮板13助攻，键盘杜兰特28分6篮板2帽，努尔基奇7分3篮板2助攻 ，格雷森-阿伦16分2篮板4助攻，尤班克斯13分5篮板
 ，渡边雄太3分4篮板，迪奥普13分2篮板，戈登7分，古德温3分3助攻。

[–]SunsMattRice15 619 points an hour ago

Someone tell China to make another Yao Ming

太阳球迷 ：来总体见告中国 ，再造一个姚明进去 。

怀斯曼 2分钟3犯

[–]United StatesUnhingedSupernova 410 points an hour ago

They already have their own Yao Ming. He's playing for the Pistons and his name is James Wiseman.

美国球迷 ：他们已经有自己的姚明啦，他效力于活塞队 ，他的名字是詹姆斯-怀斯曼。

[–]HeatMister_Squibbles 77 points an hour ago

Idk why this is so funny lmao

热火球迷：我不清晰，为甚么这这么可笑！ ！

[–]LakersPalifaith 871 points an hour ago

So the Spurs really did get the next generational big man after all uh.

湖人球迷 ：看模样马刺真的患上到了下一个划时期的大个球员。

[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 308 points an hour ago

Somehow the spurs returned

湖人球迷：熟习的马刺又归来了。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 567 points an hour ago

It’s over, it’s over ladies and gentleman…let’s go home!

公牛球迷 ：已经停止啦，家人们，回家收衣服吧！

[–][SAS] Skip WisePieMasterBob 235 points an hour ago

We learned how to throw the ball high

League fucked

马刺球迷
：咱们已经学会把球往天上传啦。同盟塌台了。

[–]Thunderamari_prince 492 points an hour ago

Yeah he’s exceeding expectations already lmao

雷霆球迷：是啊，他已经逾越人们的预期了
。

[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 245 points an hour ago

He's only 19 too; he's going to get physically stronger and just continue to improve significantly. He has a chance of being on that MJ and LeBron level one day; it's plausible.

怯夫球迷 ：他才19岁，他未来会变患上更壮，还会不断地后退
。他未来有机缘成为乔丹以及詹姆斯那样的级此外球员，不近人情 。

[–]KingsNumerous-Cicada3841 184 points an hour ago

Just praying he can stay healthy.

国王球迷：祈祷他能不断坚持瘦弱
。

[–]Celticstransientz 350 points an hour ago

This must be how people felt with Wilt, I genuinely can't believe what I'm seeing when I watch Wemby play.

绿军球迷：以祖先们看张伯伦打球约莫便是这个感应吧。我着实无奈信托文班亚马所做到的所有
。

[–]Eat-Depay-Love 2057 points an hour ago

Not enough teams tanked last year

球迷：去年摆烂的球队仍是不够多啊。

[–]LakersKanyetothesouthwest 273 points an hour ago

all 30 teams shouldve tanked for this kid

湖人球迷 ：同盟30支球队都理当为了他摆烂。

[–]Fun-Sun-4711 217 points an hour ago

Good cause Wemby on the Spurs is like a match made in heaven

球迷：脾性以及善的文班对于马刺来说就像是天作之合。

文班风闻奥尼尔的品评后
：我记在小簿本上了！

相关往事>>>奥尼尔：巨匠搞患上都没见过文班这种球员同样 波尔-波尔便是

[–]KnicksTSSFranco 588 points 2 hours ago

Bol Bol would’ve gotten 40

尼克斯球迷 ：波尔-波尔的话能砍下40分  。

[–]NBAFlabbypuff 133 points 2 hours ago

Get off the burner Shaq

球迷：奥尼尔，有本领你换大号品评。

[–]SpursTimDunkinDonut 722 points 2 hours ago

Bol Bol fuming on the Suns bench cause he knew he could be matching Wemby bucket for bucket

马刺球迷：波尔-波尔在太阳替补席上怒火冲天，由于他知道自己本能够跟文班一比高下。

[–]Cold_Carpenter_1798 210 points an hour ago

Shaq next: “I said that to motivate Wemby.”

球迷：奥尼尔接着说道 ：“我那样说便是为了鼓舞文班。”

文班万圣节cos

[–]SpursTimDunkinDonut 1562 points an hour ago

I can't fucking believe this alien is on my team

马刺球迷 
：我仍是无奈信托这个外星人在我的主队
。

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 635 points an hour ago

Wembanyama so tall he blocked the sun

湖人球迷：文班亚马过高了，他把“日”都盖了。

[–]Timberwolvessleepyfox1312 151 points 2 hours ago

A rookie just put the Spurs on his back and carried them to a win over Durant and Booker. Wemby has arrived.

森林狼球迷：一位新秀就这样扛着马刺队，战败了杜兰特以及布克。文班亚马时期 已经到来。

[–]Bucksthatonezorofan 316 points 2 hours ago

Wembanyama was the best player on the court in a game in which two top 10 players were playing in the other end. I unfortunately wasn't old enough to watch LeBron when he came to the league, but thank God I'm old enough to watch Wemby.

雄鹿球迷：太阳具备两位同盟前十球员，但文班才是场上最佳的球员 。可怜的是
 ，詹姆斯进同盟时我才学会走路 ，但幸好我能见证文班的时期 。

源头：Reddit

编译 ：Fontaine